The night was quiet, still as stone And in an estate most grand Lord Pennyworth of Lanshire Prepared to hatch his final plan. He stood atop society’s elite. A vast fortune, the finest house. His intellect was unparalleled, And yet he could not find a spouse. For although the debutantes Found Pennyworth satisfying, Anyone short …
Monthly Archives: October 2019
The pinnacle of invention
Well. It’s about damn time. The final frontier of civilization has been crossed. Someone finally invented vegan Gogurt. For all you folks out there who have been trying to adopt a plant-based diet. Who have managed to swear off milk, and butter, and cheese, and ice cream, and eggs, and honey… but just can’t stand …
Adam Rinsky 